Trini Pick Up Lines

Trini pick up lines:
(*) Gyul yuh have more form dan a secondary school
(*) Yuh like a barb wire fence, ah cyah get ova yuh
(*) You is de dhal in my dhalpourie, without you, I sada
(*) Yuh lookin like a lobster, all de meat in yuh tail
(*) Of all my sugars you’re the most granulated
(*) Baby yuh like a table, ah jus wa ress sumting on yuh
(*) Yuh fadda is ah terrorist cuz you is de bomb
(*) My name is Doug. Tha’s ‘god’ spell backwards wit ‘u’ in de middle
(*) Meh love for yuh like diarrhea, ah jus cyah hol it in
(*) Gyul yuh parents hadda be retarded cuz yuh special
(*) Ah hope yuh come wit ah library card cuz ah checkin yuh out
(*) Yuh fadda does cut cane? How yuh sweet so?
(*) Family yuh look fine, yuh does only eat tin food or wha?

Allyuh Trini Nuh Ez Nah Man!

I’ll remain hopelessly bipolar,
Che’ xoxo

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