The Erectus Trouserius
20 Jul 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Funny, Mature, Mature Audiences, Sexual, SEXY Tags: Humor, Jokes
The Erectus Trouserius (or the trouser snake) is the world’s most dangerous snake….
Colors vary anywhere from pink to black. It’s fangless, average length is 5 – 6 inches; although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of it’s owner).
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It’s highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts from 6 to 9 months.
Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some species have also been known to attack men from behind…
Don’t, I repeat, Don’t be caught off Guard!!!
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO WARN others!…..
Protect Our Children
20 Jun 2011 3 Comments
in Adult, Awareness, Family, kids, Life, Parenting, Twitter Tags: Crimes, Pedophiles, sex
When the freedom of speech law was enacted I don’t think it as meant to shield the likes of Pedophiles and incestuous child molesting monsters.
Yet that seems to be the case.
Tonight I was made aware of profiles on Twitter tweeting about having Sex with children as young as 9 years old!
One such profile was of an alleged mother who engaged in sexual acts with her biological children. I failed to see how anyone could deem this to be acceptable, especially in a public forum like Twitter.
What’s even more horrifying is the fact that there are enumerable twitter accounts tweeting about forcible sexual contact with defenseless minor children.
I find it hard to believe that Twitter could be so Socially inept that they would allow such heinous behavior to be tolerated.
What is their moral obligation? Is there any? Granted they’re a Corporation, bereft of emotion and or compassion, but to allow such actions to continue should constitute promotion of Pedophelia and or Sexual crimes against minors.
I am appalled to say the least.
As parents we need to do any and everything in our power to protect the children. Even if they aren’t our children, they are being robbed of their innocence.
Someone has to protect our children.
Will you help fight for them or stand idly by?
The choice is yours, choose wisely.
Lend a hand any way you can!
Our Children are our Future.
Extensive online research I came across this site to report internet crimes.
http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/default.aspx
Be Blessed,
Che’
All White Yacht Party NYC
06 Jun 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Authors, Mature Audiences, SEXY, Uncategorized Tags: Elite, Grown & Sexy, Jet Set, Lavish, NYC
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Official B-Day for Harlem’s own K.J. aka Tha Whistle!
Music by DJ S&S, DJ, Shy Money and DJ Sneak Also on hand #1 Best Selling author K’wan and many more! Boat leaves from 23rd & FDR (MANHATTAN) @11:30pm and comes back at 3amShots provided by Ciroc!Tickets are going fast so make sure you get yours NOW! For tickets call: KJ: 646.469.5334 Pop: 917.363.7904 Dave Dennis: 917.841.1120Or if you want to make sure you secure your spot order your tickets via paypal and pick them up as you board WITH YOUR PROOF OF PURCHASE! Email Blackdawnbooks@yahoo.com for more info. 21 and over please 
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Sex Signs *Mature Audiences Only* 21+
08 May 2011 6 Comments
in Adult, Mature Audiences, NSA, Relationships, Sexual, SEXY, xxx Tags: Adventures, Erotic, mature audiences, Positions, Sexual, Spicy, XXX
**If you get offended easily don’t open Your SEX star sign:
1.Aries: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7vvoxuq61qd2dcwo1_500.gif
2. Scorpio: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldaz21Zw6P1qdlisco1_500.gif
3. Taurus: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld2suqvJVF1qalykoo1_500.gif
4. Capricorn: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbl5dzuqoj1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
5. Sagitarius: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpw5mCHwh1qdgd5bo1_500.gif
6. Aquarius: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldq0woTPZv1qf1dmao1_500.gif
7. Virgo: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l70r9x1vlI1qd7y2xo1_400.gif
8. Gemini: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcvh3nMKDW1qeqky7o1_250.gif
9. Pisces: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldy2t4E3Kz1qeqky7o1_400.gif
10. Libra: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3embTxjE1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
11. Leo: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lciasjq1Nu1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
12. Cancer: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3d1zHzqe1qe1n87o1_400.gif
Have Fun!
Post feedback! Lolz
Che’ xoxo
Pre Valentines Day Event
03 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Mature Audiences, Sexual, SEXY Tags: Fun, Ladies Night, Sexy
Central Jersey Ladies Come out and Celebrate at the Pre Valentine’s Event on Saturday Feb 5th at the Bradley Beach FireHouse!!!
NYC’s Hottest Male Dancers Will be in the Building!!!
FLAVA, XRATED, TANGO, MESSIAH & More!!
Advance Tickets are $25
$30 at the Door!!!
Call 732.988.9115 or 732.869.9559 for info!!!
I’ll remain hopelessly bipolar,
Che’ xoxo
Author Allison “Essence M’ Edwards
26 Jan 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Authors, Books, E Books, Inspiration, Life, love, Mature Audiences, Must Reads, Relationships, Urban Literature, xxx Tags: Betrayal, Erotica, lies, Literature, Suspense, Urban, Venegance
Meet Allison Edwards aka “Essence M”. The beautiful brain behind Illuminnessence Publishing, founded in 2007 by this avid writer who began her love affair with words at a tender age.
Allison’s passion for words began in early childhood, she had always been fond of reading about life, love, poetry and short stories.
Throughout her teen & young adult years she decided to put pen to paper and indulge one of her fantasies, to become a writer.
Allison went on to create an extensive catalog of unpublished works including poetry & short stories.
As she matured, she challenged herself to hone her craft, exploring various story lines and navigating into the tumultuous world of adult relationships.
It is with that unwavering tenacity that we’ve arrived at this point.
Allison’s first venture into self publication “Broken Promises Never Mend” became available on Illuminnessence Publishing in 2010.
It was released on
www.amazon.com for Kindle, as of June 2010.
An amended version of which was released June 2010, which features a new cover.
The sizzling sequel “Bound By Lies” will become available on www.amazon.com for Kindle, February 2011
Allison is currently focused on a collection of other works slated for release in 2011, under her imprint “Illuminnessence Publishing.”
Broken Promises Never Mend
Tamika Adams believes in Happily Ever After and thought she found her Prince Charming…. Quincy Thompson. Sadly her dream come true turns into a nightmare when she discovers that he’s not all that he appears to be. During the course of their relationship they encounter secrets from his past that threaten their future and leads them to experience a betrayal that sacrifices more than their love for one another….
Bound By Lies
Tamika and Quincy are at it again but this time the tables have turned and its Quincy wondering who he fell in love with. Tamika’s past comes back to haunt them in a wicked way and gives new light to ” you never know who a person really is”. Will love conquer all? Or will Tamika and Quincy’s quest for a happy ending finally cease?!
Find out in this sizzling sequel filled with sex, suspense and secrets!!
“Looking for drama, mystery & suspense? Allison “Essence M” Edwards delivers just that, hold on to your seat for this rocky ride.”
La Shonda DeVaughn, Author of A Hood Chick’s Story pt I & II
These are #RecommendedReads
Follow Allison “Essence M” Edwards on
Twitter @FullOfEssence
www.facebook.com/illuminnessencepub
www.illuminnessencepublishing.com
I’ll remain hopelessly bipolar,
Che’ xoxo
Yardie Sex
09 Jan 2011 1 Comment
in Adult, Funny, Relationships, SEXY Tags: Fun, FunnyAF, Joke
This Jamaican woman felt that her love life was slipping because her husband had no more interest in sex.
While shopping one day, she passed an adult shop and saw some crotchless panties,
so she decided to buy one and try to use it to excite and seduce him.
That evening she took a long bath, put on a favorite perfume, and then she put on a sexy negligee and her new crotchless panties.
Then she slithered into the room where her husband was watching TV as usual.
She stands right in front of him, with one foot resting high on the ottoman, negligee wide open,
and whispers “yu wah some a dis?”.
Her husband looks up at her wide-eyed and says. “No sah, yu mad, yuh nuh see wha it ah do to yu panty!”
In tune
02 Jan 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Life, love, Relationships Tags: Growth, Life, love, Responsibility
GM World! It’s Day 2 of 2011, as I begin this day I am inundated with thoughts of health, wealth, life & love.
I’ve often wondered why most people feel the need to wait till something is broken before they fix it. If you notice that your car is over heating why wait till it won’t start before getting it checked out?
By the time it won’t start it may have already been damaged beyond repair. Had you had it checked out when it started overheating you may have been able to save yourself the costly repairs you now have to incur to replace whatever part that’s NOW irreparable.
Warning signs are in place to alert you to the fact that something is amiss. These precautionary measures are not put in place as a means of decoration, rather they are warning mechanisms.
Your body is no different. Some days you don’t necessarily feel sick but you just don’t feel right. There is something amiss. Be in tune with your body, know the warning signs & signals.
If something doesn’t feel right, chances are something isn’t.
Same goes for relationships.
Be it business, platonic, familial or romantic.
Why wait till its irretrievably broken to try to work on it?
Don’t wait until its too late.
Be proactive about your health & well being.
The life you save may be your own!
Get in tune with your self,
Foster & Nurture a better you!
Every journey begins with the very 1st step!
Here’s to a better you!
Live your best life!
People are dying for second chances, should you?
Just my 2 cents 
Enjoy your day & find favor in all you do,
Che’ xoxo
Che’s Bday Bash
27 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Me, SEXY Tags: Birthday, Capricorn, Che', Grown & Sexy
Calling All #TeamCapricorn & #TeamAquarius
Come out & Celebrate with Me on Friday January 28th at Moka Nightclub & Lounge, Queens NY!!!
Dress to Impress!!!
Strictly for the Grown & Sexy!!!
Come in Peace or leave in pieces!!!
Come out & Celebrate My Birthday in Style!
Drink Specials All Night!!
#TeamCapricorn
Capricorn Aquarius Birthday Bash
27 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Life, looks, SEXY Tags: Aquarius, Birthday Bash, Capricorn
Calling All #TeamCapricorn & #TeamAquarius
Come out & Celebrate with us on Friday January 28th at Moka Nightclub & Lounge, Queens NY!!!
Dress to Impress!!!
Strictly for the Grown & Sexy!!!
Come in Peace or leave in pieces!!!
Come out & Celebrate your Birthday in Style!
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