Karma
23 Sep 2011 3 Comments
in Family, Fate, Funny, Karma, Life, looks, love, Relationships Tags: do dirt

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work.
I noticed when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not too much of a problem. 
Though this is a joke, always remember what goes around, indeed comes back around!
***This Joke was swiped from JCB “Carter’s’ Facebook Page***rofl
Nicole Carter Children’s Placekids Model Search
18 Aug 2011 Leave a Comment
in Family, kids, Life, looks, love, Parenting, Support, Uncategorized
Baby Girl Nicole Carter has been entered into the 2011 Children’s PLACEKids Model Search…
Nicole has the chance to win the following GRAND PRIZE:
A starring role at the PLACEkids Spring 2012 photo shoot travel & accommodations to their exclusive photo shoot location for each PLACEkids model search winner, an accompanying parent/guardian and one guest, a $500 shopping spree from The Children’s Place.
Visit http://childrensplace.prom o.eprize.com/model to submit your vote starting today through September 21, 2011.
Go to Nicole’s gallery and vote, Nicole’s Entry ID is 221954

Nicole R Carter
VOTE EVERYDAY now through September 21 Remember, EVERY VOTE DOES COUNT…
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD to your family & friends. Thank you for your support & votes!
Nicole is my niece so please support me by supporting her.
I thank you all so very much!
#TeamWinning
Knowledge of Oneself
27 Apr 2011 1 Comment
in Inspiration, Life, looks, love, Relationships Tags: Life, love, Reality, Self, Worth
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
Drake
In order to truly embrace the possibility of love you must first love yourself.
Unconditionally, unequivocally.
To recognize your worth you must always be upfront; realistic & honest about who you are, what your needs are and what you expect.
Keeping it real with yourself is the foundation of what could turn out to be a masterpiece.
If you can’t keep it real with yourself how or why should anyone trust you to keep it real with them?
Ask yourself the questions…
In order to move forward you must free yourself from the confines of the past.
Che’
Knowledge of self is Key!
Get it!
Take the time to know & love yourself.
If you don’t, you’ll never truly know what you deserve…
Marinate on that!™
Until next time,
Follow me on Twitter @bipolarboo, user discretion is strongly advised ![]()
Che’ xoxo
Love Unconditionally
25 Apr 2011 1 Comment
in Inspiration, looks, love, Relationships
Love & Happiness go hand in hand.
At times its not a carefree joyride,
It can be full of twists & turns, rugged terrain but if navigated correctly the reward can be so fulfilling…
Never put off telling someone how you feel about them, because every moment that passes by is another opportunity for them to meet someone else…
Don’t be a victim of missed opportunity!
Strike while the Iron’s Hot!
Open your Heart ; Mind; Spirit & Soul to Love!
Love unconditionally!
Love without limits!
Appreciate what you have, while you still have it, failure to do so can result in it being what you had…
Make time for what & those that matter before its too late
Be blessed,
Che’ xoxo
Until next time,
Follow me on Twitter @bipolarboo, user discretion is strongly advised ![]()
Che’ xoxo
Self Preservation
21 Apr 2011 Leave a Comment
in Inspiration, Life, looks, love, Relationships
Thank you Father 4 this day! Focus your attention on you b4 judging another. We tend to neglect ourselves when we focus too much on what some1 else is doing.
Self preservation is key.
When opportunity knocks; answer with your best foot forward, Smile in place & Chin up!
Be blessed, Che’ xoxo #ThatsWinning!
Until next time,
Follow me on Twitter @bipolarboo, user discretion is strongly advised ![]()
Che’ xoxo
Lead by Example
25 Mar 2011 Leave a Comment
in Family, Inspiration, kids, Life, looks, love, Parenting, Relationships Tags: Change
GM All, Thank you Father 4 this day! Lead by example; not by the do as I say; not as I do, protocol.
Be the model of what should be emulated, a tangible force to be reckoned with!
Be the epitome of the change you desire.
Be Blessed & Highly Favored, Che’ xoxo
Always the Victim
24 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
in Life, looks, love, Relationships Tags: Life, love, Truth
Its that time again, where I take you on yet another tumultuous ride on the bipolar roller coaster…
Its amazing that people judge you based on your appearance.
They’re of the belief that you receive preferential treatment based on the way you look.
They fail to see that what you’ve accomplished is based on your tenacity & hard work rather than what you look like.
Some people always play the victim card, they always talk about all the wrong that’s been done to them; never having once mentioned the part they’ve played in the scenarios.
Maybe its their deep seeded need to portray themselves as victims that lands them in the leading role that is known only to them.
More often than not the side of the story presented is the one that will cast “the victim” in the most unfavorable light.
Thereby eliciting much appreciated sympathy for the victim.
Some people love to play the victim role, it makes them seem less threatening.
One would believe that anyone having been hurt as badly as “the victim” wouldn’t possibly hurt anyone in the manner that they themselves had been subjected to.
Against better judgment we would never expect them to have ulterior motives; quite the contrary. They expect this reaction from you. They prey on your kindness.
They are the proverbial wolves in sheep’s clothing. We are usually none the wiser.
Essentially our insecurities are being exploited.
Ask yourself, why would someone you barely know bare their souls to you. Why present yourself in such a vulnerable manner?
Chances are you cannot answer this question.
So to you I say; thread lightly…
I much prefer to be the Villain instead of the victim.
Its way more fun…
When painting my portrait, be sure to spell my name correctly
Shout out to all the Angels & Demons amongst us!
Which are you?
Until I rant again
I’ll remain hopelessly bipolar,
Che’ xoxo
Diversity
24 Jan 2011 1 Comment
in Family, Life, looks, Relationships Tags: Differences, Humility, Life, looks, Tolerance
Hey All,
I hope every one is staying warm in the beastly cold weather. Bundle up!!! Layers, layers, layers!
Okay so today I was chatting with someone, we were having a great conversation. I suddenly said ” as stereotypical as this may sound, you seem like the type to…”
After I made the comment I thought about what I had just said. It took me aback because I usually don’t stereotype anyone. No let me rephrase that. Generally I try my best not to stereotype anyone. (Was that better?)
Most of us do it with out realizing it. Or maybe we do and just don’t care. (That’s another conversation , altogether.)
Before you start thinking I’ve never done that, think about it…
Have you ever seen an overweight person at a restaurant and thought, “they really shouldn’t be eating that much.” Automatically you assume that their size is due to over eating. Never factoring into the equation that it could be a thyroid malfunction that’s causing them to be that size.
Have you ever encountered someone at their workplace, with an accent that was difficult to understand or perhaps they had difficulty understanding you and thought ” Why don’t they learn to speak English.” (or whatever the predominant language happens to be.) Or “Why don’t they go back to where they came from.”
Instead of thinking that maybe you should have been more patient,that they were doing the best that they could to help you. That they deserve to earn a living like everyone else, regardless of where they were from originally.
Have you ever seen a couple that you deemed to be “mismatched” or “not suitably matched”
and wondered why they’re together or what do they see in each other?
Instead of thinking that its great that they’ve found love, understanding and acceptance in each other. We judge them based on our own ideas of what a relationship should or shouldn’t be like.
Is that our right? How is that any of our business?
Have you ever treated someone differently based on the way they were dressed, their gender, sexual preference, age, religion, socioeconomic status?
We all have.
We are all individuals, we have different personalities, beliefs , traits etc…
Our tastes in food, clothing & style, music all differ.
We come from diverse ethnic & racial backgrounds.
All things considered, we are not clones,
We are all different, we need to learn tolerance & respect for each other, never rush to judgment.
Treat others like you’d want to be treated, refrain from making assumptions.
Look at things from the other’s perspective.
Be open to learn more about the culture of others.
Let your commentary be factually based rather than speculative.
People tend to be afraid of what they don’t understand. We’ve all be discriminated against in some form or fashion. Learn to have more compassion, patience & humility in your dealings with others.
Not that it will happen overnight, but it time if we all make an effort, we may be able to cut down on the incidences of bigotry & discrimination so many people face on a daily basis.
So I ask you, Can we all just get along?
Do whatever you can to make the world a better place,
Do what you do to the very best of your ability ,
Ladies Prayer
30 Dec 2010 1 Comment
in Funny, Inspiration, Life, looks Tags: Funny, ladies, looks
Ladies’ Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags and please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray and as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, and Thank You Dear Lord, For all that you have done.
Amen!!!
Capricorn Aquarius Birthday Bash
27 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Life, looks, SEXY Tags: Aquarius, Birthday Bash, Capricorn
Calling All #TeamCapricorn & #TeamAquarius
Come out & Celebrate with us on Friday January 28th at Moka Nightclub & Lounge, Queens NY!!!
Dress to Impress!!!
Strictly for the Grown & Sexy!!!
Come in Peace or leave in pieces!!!
Come out & Celebrate your Birthday in Style!








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