The Erectus Trouserius
20 Jul 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Funny, Mature, Mature Audiences, Sexual, SEXY Tags: Humor, Jokes
The Erectus Trouserius (or the trouser snake) is the world’s most dangerous snake….
Colors vary anywhere from pink to black. It’s fangless, average length is 5 – 6 inches; although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of it’s owner).
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It’s highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts from 6 to 9 months.
Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some species have also been known to attack men from behind…
Don’t, I repeat, Don’t be caught off Guard!!!
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO WARN others!…..
Sex Signs *Mature Audiences Only* 21+
08 May 2011 6 Comments
in Adult, Mature Audiences, NSA, Relationships, Sexual, SEXY, xxx Tags: Adventures, Erotic, mature audiences, Positions, Sexual, Spicy, XXX
**If you get offended easily don’t open Your SEX star sign:
1.Aries: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le7vvoxuq61qd2dcwo1_500.gif
2. Scorpio: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldaz21Zw6P1qdlisco1_500.gif
3. Taurus: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld2suqvJVF1qalykoo1_500.gif
4. Capricorn: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbl5dzuqoj1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
5. Sagitarius: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpw5mCHwh1qdgd5bo1_500.gif
6. Aquarius: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldq0woTPZv1qf1dmao1_500.gif
7. Virgo: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l70r9x1vlI1qd7y2xo1_400.gif
8. Gemini: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcvh3nMKDW1qeqky7o1_250.gif
9. Pisces: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldy2t4E3Kz1qeqky7o1_400.gif
10. Libra: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3embTxjE1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
11. Leo: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lciasjq1Nu1qd2dcwo1_500.gif
12. Cancer: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3d1zHzqe1qe1n87o1_400.gif
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Che’ xoxo
Pre Valentines Day Event
03 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Mature Audiences, Sexual, SEXY Tags: Fun, Ladies Night, Sexy
Central Jersey Ladies Come out and Celebrate at the Pre Valentine’s Event on Saturday Feb 5th at the Bradley Beach FireHouse!!!
NYC’s Hottest Male Dancers Will be in the Building!!!
FLAVA, XRATED, TANGO, MESSIAH & More!!
Advance Tickets are $25
$30 at the Door!!!
Call 732.988.9115 or 732.869.9559 for info!!!
I’ll remain hopelessly bipolar,
Che’ xoxo
Yardie Sex
09 Jan 2011 1 Comment
in Adult, Funny, Relationships, SEXY Tags: Fun, FunnyAF, Joke
This Jamaican woman felt that her love life was slipping because her husband had no more interest in sex.
While shopping one day, she passed an adult shop and saw some crotchless panties,
so she decided to buy one and try to use it to excite and seduce him.
That evening she took a long bath, put on a favorite perfume, and then she put on a sexy negligee and her new crotchless panties.
Then she slithered into the room where her husband was watching TV as usual.
She stands right in front of him, with one foot resting high on the ottoman, negligee wide open,
and whispers “yu wah some a dis?”.
Her husband looks up at her wide-eyed and says. “No sah, yu mad, yuh nuh see wha it ah do to yu panty!”
Che’s Bday Bash
27 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Me, SEXY Tags: Birthday, Capricorn, Che', Grown & Sexy
Calling All #TeamCapricorn & #TeamAquarius
Come out & Celebrate with Me on Friday January 28th at Moka Nightclub & Lounge, Queens NY!!!
Dress to Impress!!!
Strictly for the Grown & Sexy!!!
Come in Peace or leave in pieces!!!
Come out & Celebrate My Birthday in Style!
Drink Specials All Night!!
#TeamCapricorn
Capricorn Aquarius Birthday Bash
27 Dec 2010 Leave a Comment
in Adult, Life, looks, SEXY Tags: Aquarius, Birthday Bash, Capricorn
Calling All #TeamCapricorn & #TeamAquarius
Come out & Celebrate with us on Friday January 28th at Moka Nightclub & Lounge, Queens NY!!!
Dress to Impress!!!
Strictly for the Grown & Sexy!!!
Come in Peace or leave in pieces!!!
Come out & Celebrate your Birthday in Style!
The Movies
25 Aug 2010 7 Comments
in Mature Audiences, Relationships, Sexual, SEXY Tags: Adult, Mature, Movies, xrated, XXX
There isn’t much to do, so we decide to head to the Movies. We’re sitting waaaayyyy up in the boonies, under the projector, at the very top row, they’re aren’t too many people around us…
As the Movie begins I slowly unzip your Jeans, you give me a look like don’t start this shit here and I totally ignore you, as I continue to fondle your package….
I gently take your dick out, I continue to fondle and play with it… I bend over into your lap and start kissing him all over… I slowly start licking it from root to tip then back again, I swirl my tongue over your head and start sucking just the head of your dick, placing little wet kisses over your entire length and your balls…
I then take your dick into my mouth and slowly start sucking on it. I deep throat you a few times and then feverishly being sucking you off, a few people have stopped watching the movie and are now fixated on us…
You don’t see them because your eyes are closed and you are guiding my head up and down the length of your dick… You are fucking my mouth so hard and I’m loving it, I love the feel of your dick hitting the back of my throat, it feels sooooooooo damn good…
I suck and slurp on your dick while playing with your balls, then you whisper “damn” and I know you’re about to cum, I suck your dick even harder, I milk it for every last drop of cum, you freeze as I continue to coax every last drop out of your dick…
I giggle then I straighten up only to see that a few people are now looking at us, I smile then open my mouth, displaying the contents, lick my lips and swallow every last drop of your babies…
You look at me shaking your head like damn girl, wtf, you are a problem…
You grab my hand and we break out of there…When we get out to the parking lot and we locate the car, we notice it’s hella dark as the streetlight seems to be out…
I tell you I want it right here, right now, you are hesitant then I drop to my knees and begin convincing you that we should…I then lift my dress and bend over the hood of the car, needless to say there are no panties to hinder your entry as I didn’t wear any tonight, what can I say, I came prepared…
You pause for a minute to take in the sight of my beautifully bronzed ass tooted up in the air, pretty pink pussy exposed and glistening…. You can’t resist, you want a taste and I’m happy to oblige you…
Your tongue first swirls around my clit before you nose dive into my pussy hole, devouring my honey, ummmm you smack your lips, then return your tongue to the tour around my clit, I feel myself cumming instantly, you definitely know what you’re doing! Then I brace myself for some dick….
I feel the head of your dick rubbing on Mz Pretty aka Wet Wet, (She stays ready) I feel you slowly pushing into my warmth as I grip you as well as the hood…Omg that feels so good, you are slowly fucking me, damn Dee that dick feels so good!!!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, you pick up the pace and start thrashing my pussy, damn Daddy!!! Fuck me!!! You fuck me harder and faster, you throw my leg up on the hood and commence to pounding my pussy the fuck out…Omg I’m gonna cum all over your dick, you are fucking the shit out of me…
I’m happy I’ve taken extra Vitamins today, cuz I’m loosing my fucking mind! Damn you fucking me good! I can feel my pussy contracting around your dick, I know I’m gonna cum soon, you flip me over and I’m now facing you, god you are so fucking sexy!!!
You give me a look that I’ve never seen before as you place my legs on your shoulders, my butt is lifted off of the car as you pound your dick onto me mercilessly … I’m about to cum…
I squirt all over your stomach and it only seems to turn you on even more as you dig your nails into my legs, you open them so wide I think I’m gonna be split open… Your dick glistens as I watch it appear then disappear into me, damn I wanna suck on it, I push you off of me and suck your dick like my life depended on it…
You’re in the zone but you want some more pussy, you bend me over the hood face down ass up and fuck me for what seems like hours, you damn near choke me out from behind as I feel your dick swelling and then as I’m cumming for the final time you cum so hard deep in my pussy, I feel your entire body shudder but your dick never goes soft so I just remain bent over as you start fucking me again, damn you’re a beast Dee and I’m loving every minute of it!!!
This time I’m throwing my ass back to meet every long stroke, the more I throw it, the harder you fuck me, I feel my knees buckle and I know it’s a wrap so I squeeze my pussy on your dick as hard as I can and I hear you utter this primal growl “ffffuuuccckkkk!!!
I know that’s ballgame, I feel this powerful surge building and about to be released, you’re about to cum so hard but I want it on my face, I push you off me and you’re looking at me like damn WTF, until you see what I want, then you smile ear to ear as you bust off in my face…
Multiple streams of cum surge forth, as I catch it in my mouth and all over my face, I suck whatever is left out of you, as you look at me with a crazy look like damn what a fucking freak! And I look back at you like, aren’t you glad I’m yours?
Che’ xoxo
As Always, I remain hopelessly bipolar, Che’ xoxo
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What you need
20 Jul 2010 2 Comments
in looks, Me, SEXY Tags: Fantasy, Grown & Sexy, Growth, Image, me
Think about this, then think about that,
Please allow me to state a few facts,
I’m so much more than a Pretty face,
Supreme specimen pleading your case.
So Blessed, way beyond measure,
Thoroughbred stats such a treasure,
Definitely a killa but so not serial,
You recognized its lifetime potential.
Cruising along with the ebb & flow,
Undulating steps sway as we go,
Taking our time; we’re so unrushed,
Chemistry ablaze from the moment we touched.
You’ve no clue what’s in store,
Barely grazed the surface yet there’s so much more,
I’m nothing like you’ve been used to,
Get down for mine believe it boo.
Revealing emotions once suppressed,
Untapped potential now unharnessed,
Sit back, relax, unwind and enjoy,
Not quite a man ; no longer a boy.
Be who you are don’t keep it inside,
express yourself; there’s no need to hide,
I’m here for you with a steady hand,
As you complete the transition from a boy to a man…
Peace & Divine Guidance,
Che’ xoxo
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