Contractual Obligations ‘BCPPL’ Mature Audiences Only


Strictly For Entertainment Purposes (Wink ;-p ;-x)

The  Booty Call Preferred Providers ‘BCPPL’ Agreement, Prerequisites entail the following;

1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat the activities.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening, you pay.

3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about, you will be contacted if your services are required.

4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?)

*****The answer is no, and will ALWAYS be NO, so don’t ask.*****

6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup,” unless you are from
out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted – Gifts of a Monetary Nature are preferable, though credit cards and other valuable will suffice.

8. No casual conversation is allowed – However, conversations of a sexually charged nature are encouraged.
**Article 8 is hereby amended to
There shall at NO time be whispers of endearment, sweet nothings or anything reminiscent of a loving nature spoken, only sexually explicit, dirty,wake the neighbors, fucking verbage allowed. This isn’t the love Connection. (No exceptions)

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business, if you persist you feelings WILL surely be hurt.

10. No calling each other “friends with privileges” we are not friends, just fuck buddies.

11. Me calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended.

12. No extra clothing – I don’t want you leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.

14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
Repeat Several Times..

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “My roommate’s girlfriend/boyfriend.”

17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is less eye contact the better, hair pulling, back-breaking backshots expected.

19. No condoms, no fucking. NO Glove, No Love…Take your ass to the Store before you get here or Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink – I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

22. Please check your feelings at the door. I am emotionally unavailable #DND

23. Disclosure of your participation or eligibility to participate in the ‘BCPPL’ shall result in immediate dismissal, regardless of how valuable you believe yourself to be.

24. Absolutely NO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!!!!

25. Proof of age must be supplied and verified before any approved activities, this isn’t a Daycare Center nor a Nursing Home.

******24 years & Older Only******

26. Visual Proof must accompany every application. No Exceptions.

27. Must be Physically Fit, these activities are of a very Strenuous Nature.

28. You agree to hold harmless the ‘establishment’, ‘I’,  ‘me’ ‘us” from any damage or injury you may sustain during the course of any activity.

29. You agree to surpass expectations.

30. Any and All Activities will be conducted on a No Strings Attached basis ‘NSA”. No Exceptions. There will be no cuffing, boo- loving or any of that shit!

*****If you are in a relationship, it is your responsibility to protect the identity and privacy of the participants, harassment or any sort will not be tolerated!*****

Failure to appropriately protect the privacy of the agreement holder and program will result in you being banned and black balled.

All referrals will cease.

It is a privilege to be listed, not an entitlement. At all times we reserve the right to be ultra selective.

*****This is an at will contract, you can be dismissed at any given point for any reason or no reason at all.*****

Booty Calls Terms of Service

(Please read carefully before signing)

1.The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement, hereinafter referred to as (‘ME’) or (‘I’).

2.Alterations to any terms contained in this agreement by ANY one besides ‘ME’, will render this document null and void.

3.You will be promptly removed from the BOOTY CALL Preferred Provider List (‘BCPPL”), deleted from iphone, Smartphone Memory, email listing and memory period,  permanently banned should these terms and conditions not be adhered to.

4.You will be restricted from communication and participation until all satisfactorily signed paperwork and verification are received.

5.Participants must complete this agreement in its entirety.
No exclusions. This a legally and binding agreement.

6.Verification of any skill you profess to have mastered requires written, audio & or visual certification.

7. Failure to disclose any pertinent information will result in PERMANENT disqualification from the Program.

8. Membership is exclusive, you must be asked to join. You may be referred by top ranking member (s).

9.’I’ retain All rights. Provisions subject to change without further notice.

10. Preferential treatment is not given, nor implied. It’s all in your head.

If after reading all this shit and you’re still Horny, sign the fuckin’ paperwork, provide the necessary documentation and lets get it poppin’ damn it!                                             ROFLMMFAO!!!!

*****Proof of HIV Status required before commencement of ANY approved activity*****

1.Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________

Age: _________________
Date: ________________
HIV Status____________ Proof of Status required

2.Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________

Age: _________________
Date: ________________
HIV Status____________ Proof of Status required

3.Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________

Age: _________________
Date: ________________
HIV Status____________ Proof of Status required

** Should you be engaging more that 4 participants, use the reverse side of this form, listing the complete required participant information**

Any questions contact the author at 866 BOOTY4U.

Sincerely,
‘I’, ‘ME’, ‘Che’, ‘Bipolarboo’ , Esq (Extremely Sexual Queen)

Hopelessly Bipolar,

Che’

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6 thoughts on “Contractual Obligations ‘BCPPL’ Mature Audiences Only

  1. This was very enlightenning I was ROFLMAO thanks for the read it’s a very well written and carefully thought out set of rules!

  2. That was awesome, loved everyone of them. The one were you stated about who yu are was a blast, You are the roommates boy friend, awesome

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