The Erectus Trouserius

The Erectus Trouserius (or the trouser snake) is the world’s most dangerous snake….

Colors vary anywhere from pink to black. It’s fangless, average length is 5 – 6 inches; although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of it’s owner).

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It’s highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts from 6 to 9 months.

Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some species have also been known to attack men from behind…

Don’t, I repeat, Don’t be caught off Guard!!!



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